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assvvipe:

people in this world actually have the audacity to think that just because pop artists like one direction produce simple catchy music they are a shame to the music industry like just because something’s easy to listen to doesn’t mean it’s shit i mean it’s easy for me to tie my shoelaces - doesn’t mean my shoelaces are dumb and have no value like they hold my fucking shoes together fuck off you pretentious twats

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

#100happydays day 28 family time

#100happydays day 28 family time

resource-and-sagacity:

chibisilverwings:

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joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything
Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way

Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.

Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.

Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.

I appreciate anyone who can wax philosophical about a chinless lump who once ate his own mattress whole.

cyberfile:

breaking news: latino parents all over the nation reportedly “very alarmed” at the shit white parents let their kids get away with. says one mother, “they don’t even have chanclas?”

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff


Zayn just arrived in Colombia!

Zayn just arrived in Colombia!

surprisebitch:

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